Squirt

Hi, I'm Blastoise. I used to be though. Through a mix of insane drugs like Carbos and Iron, I actually became a Pignite. Don't ask. I don't even know myself. Full story, if you want to read it. It's not too long.

When I was a Squirtle, I worked as a helping hand for @SlowKingV, who was a really, really smart guy, I think. Um. Then I became a Wartortle and left because he didn't like me anymore. Well I busted his science equipment up but that's not the point. After that I met @Electrike and we created Team Swift and SAVED THE WORLD FROM BAD GUYS AND STUFF. Then we disbanded and I had an on and off relationship with @Croconaw. Then I evolved. Then I devolved. Then I evolved. Then I became a Pignite.