Badass Eevee

What is Badass Eevee you might ask? You may not know, but you will after reading this page. You will learn how badass he is, and what he thinks about Eevees going "cute."

=History=

Birth and Beginning
Eevee Ramoss was not born so to say. He had no mother or father, as he was too badass for the likes of parents, even at the beginning. So to counter this parental thing, he exploded into reality fully grown and educated. He quickly found out he was powered by the power of alcoholic beverages, beer to be more specific.

Space
Being born by exploding into reality, he was not confined to Earth. So he left Earth for awhile and traveled to the other end of the universe within 35 seconds. Finding that it was very boring, and being driven out by Ultraman, Ultraseven, and Ultraman Taro, he returned to Earth to live.

The Internet
Flexing one of his legs one day, he managed to connect to the internet and found Twitter. Seeing the wimpy other Eevees on the site, he joined to show them how a REAL Eevee should be.

Becomeing Badass Mutvee
After stealing the remaining alien power from AbomasnowDude, he transformed into a larger, even more badass form. No longer powered by beer, he was powered by the blood of cute and sexy Pokemon. He turned back to normal after getting sucked into a plane engine.

=Attacks=

Every Fucking One Known in Life
He's that badass.