Schutzen

Schutzen is a dedicated protector even though the civilization he guarded long ago is long gone.

History
Schutzen was a guardian of an ancient civilization where the Desert Ruins in Unova now stand. He was apparently absent at the time of the fall of this civilization and was dumbstruck to find it fallen when he got back. Shortly afterwards he fell into a deep sleep from which he did not emerge until just recently.

When he finally woke up, Schutzen looked for someone who was in need of protective services, and he found a young Pawniard who was trying to get stronger. Pawniard allowed him to be his bodyguard for a while, but then he found himself hibernating again.

This time when he woke up, he found a Beheeyem named Bonita. Bonita was on a mission to discover as much about Earth as possible, and she became intrigued by Schutzen's past experiences in protecting. So she allowed Schutzen to come with her on her "ongoing mission." On the first night on the job, Schutzen found a glass bottle that Bonita allowed him to keep "as a reward." He also gave himself "Schutzen" as a codename.

Almost immediately following the start of Bonita and Schutzen's expeditions, each discovered a love for snack treats and pop with lots of sugar. Although Schutzen was at one point concerned about potential health risks because of this diet, Bonita assured him that they needed the high amount of sugar to stay nourished. Afterwords Schutzen didn't question it. His favorite snack treats are Nacho Cheese Doritos and Funyuns.

On their way up Mt. Coronet, the pair ran into Future Being Ledian. At first she was seen as a threat because of a weapon in her hands so Schutzen attacked her. However, Ledian revealed that this was a contraption known as a "Human Ball," built like a Pokéball to capture humans for battle. Because of this (and indirect mention of her being a time traveler), Bonita decided that she would be good to examine. The pair is still unsure as to the nature of Future Being Ledian.

The two also met Farad, a Porygon2 who had apparently lived as a human before. Bonita was eager to examine Farad, but resisted per Farad's wish because of then-undisclosed trauma as a result of being examined. Farad mentioned a human friend called Silver, which intrigued Schutzen and Bonita. Interaction with Silver influenced Schutzen and Bonita to try strawberry milk.

When the pair explored the snowy Northern Sinnoh area, Miss Magius transformed them collectively into one Vanilluxe. During this time, Schutzen experienced difficulty keeping track of rations because of their inability to use Psychic to lift objects. After some time, they were separated and became normal again. They celebrated by sampling ice cream.

Personality
As his username would suggest, Schutzen is very nutty. Although intelligent (he can speak a wide variety of languages and calculate complex fractions in his head using sight alone), he often has "dumb moments" where he is absentminded or overreacts to his environment. Nevertheless, he is also dedicated to the safety and protection of anyone he could consider a friend.

Trivia

 * Schutzen's account was created on November 8th, 2012 as "SoFrickinFickle," a transforming account. The decision to make Schutzen his own character from this account was based off of Josh's perceived stress with trying to manage a transforming account, and by the fact that he saw potential in having Sigilyph as an individual account.


 * Schutzen is German for "Protect."


 * "NuttyProtector" is a parody of the title of the 1963 comedy "The Nutty Professor."