Shiny Claydol

A sad confused Pokemon who was born in a world he didn't understand, passed out in a world he didn't understand, and woke up in a world he didn't understand 20,000 years later.

History
About 20,000 years ago I was born and there were these crazy ancient people chanting and running around me. I was quite confused by their actions, and since I didn't understand the song and dance routine they were performing for me I randomly teleported, not caring where I might end up in order to avoid such an awkward situation.

I soon ended up in a cave, in which resided this crazy Aerodactyl who offered me some pills to "help me think better". So, not yet understanding the concept of not talking or taking things from strangers, I gladly took the pills, even the entire bottle. Soon after, my world became a blur of flashing Porygons, seizuring Pikachus, and a slightly distraught purple Dragonite using "Dragon Rave" a modified version of "Dragon Rage" (I uploaded and memory of what I saw here http://dragonrave.ytmnd.com/).

After waking up with a horrible headache, I stretched my mind across the land and found that 20,000 years had passed since that day. Stretching my mind further I found a strange website called "Twitter" in which one documents their lives, however pointless they may be. I am now on the hunt to find out what I am and what my destiny is, using Twitter to document my journey.

Twitter
So after leaving the cave that I was unfortunate enough to "live" in for 20,000 years I found a strange, extremely tall tower (appropriately named Sky Tower) I decided that I would make this tower my "Base of Operations". After seeing a strange green dragon on the top of the tower (which I ignored for fear I was still on my acid trip)I decided to live on one of the lower levels. After careful planning I decided that the best way to learn my destiny was to look into the future. Using foresight I saw a Exploud who soon after I kidnapped and forced into servitude.